Lil Kim heard male rappers drooling over womankind in their lyrics and gave them a taste of their own medicine, out-filthing them at every turn. Brit went all steamy with this Neptunes-produced track.
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Coming up hard. This must have sounded un-fucking-believable in Hard to imagine how dangerous and dizzying those jagged power chords must have sounded back then: the first stirrings of punk, more than a decade early, and so hyped-up on teenage hormones it leaves a wet patch on your bed sheets. Oh, George. A pop genius, a really cool dude, an inspiration to millions. But what better way to remember George Michael than shagging yourself — and ideally someone else — silly while he sasses away in the background?
God bless those randy pirates. The booming production alone — courtesy of The Neptunes — is enough to get you in a froth, even without those suggestive lyrics. Talk about a one-track mind! Fun fact: the video for this slowjam is set in an all-male brothel, with Left-Eye as a pimp and Chili and T-Boz as punters. Get fucked, the patriarchy. Kenneth from 30 Rock appears as a horny dweeb in the video for this tinkling and extremely mid-noughties pop song, which is all you need to know about how seriously it takes itself.
And that is what makes Mariah Carey our queen. Fuck me — what is with the weird squelching sound effect on this? It came to Miguel in a dream, as he was on a plane to meet his partner after some time apart. Some sexy songs are just about shagging; some are about loving and shagging.
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This lush slow-jam falls into the latter category, as Anderson — whose moniker was once breezy Lovejoy — vows to get down with the object of his affection. And smoke a blunt. Gotta keep your priorities straight. Every public figure has a private life. Walking In TheJungle? Let's take a walk in the jungle. Walking in the jungle.
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My dream. I was throwing up after and almost had to go to the hospital. You mean I… I traveled to another dimension? Climbing is difficult on the corporeal form. It is more difficult the farther you go from your own plane. The place you traveled to was barely several billion away. On my plane, capable climbers are trained since we are small things. Tens of billions of years ago an asteroid ricocheted off a newborn star. My plane is the eventuality of that asteroid traveling north.
Yours is the eventuality of it traveling south. This is a space between the planes.
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It is a dangerous place. That is why I constructed this labyrinth. My anger dematerialized, replaced by ice-cold panic. I glanced around nervously. He comes from a plane far, far below all the others.
He offers attractive sustenance to climbers who wander into this space, while their bodies are in a state of unconsciousness. You consumed his fruit. This allowed him to intertwine your consciousness with his, allowed him to find you and follow you. Which he has been doing. An assertion of ownership, to deter others of his kind. But he could not claim you as his prize yet, as he was not yet strong enough to take corporeal form on your plane.
Instead, he took possession of a weak mind. The monkey possessed him. He wrote on his walls. That was myself. I followed the trail he left, took control over the same feeble consciousness. I could not stay there for long, as my strength was limited and the body attached to the mind I occupied was expiring due to the pressure of housing him. I should have been aware you do not understand my symbolic language. I was immediately ashamed of the nastiness in my voice.
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But if Fifi was offended at all, she he? My elders had told me to stay away from this place, and to never consume anything offered to me here, but I had become curious. I saw you and tried to deter you, but I could not retain my corporeal form. I could see all of the strange products sold in the sheet-metal snack shop, all in different languages, all unrecognizable. The demon-monkey wanted to cast a wide net, lure children from all dimensions by offering them sweet, tasty things featuring their writing, familiar to them.
This was all madness, fantasy, a fever dream.
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But somehow, for the first time in weeks, my life made sense.